i am not interested in trading my items, i am sorry




i am a 18 years old dutch guy that likes helping people.

some of my best friends on my friends list at the moment are
Krillin (Liquid Silk) http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198035001366/
BaconPaste http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198079690721/
malin http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198077843495/

i overuse XD a lot so if that bothers you just tell and i will try to do it less

i often come up with weird ideas or questions like the one time i thought it would be a good idea to make an easter turtle (i still think that way)

i am also a good poster maker but not the best, if you want a poster made just tell me and i will see what i can do, for free unless the poster is massive and takes tons of free time.

i do not reccomend you adding me just for trading only because i have some rep,
i hardly trade anymore because of the trade hold and i would advice using either www.scrap.tf or tf2mart.net because they are both great trading sites


if you invite me to a game of tf2 i will most likely not join
unless it is a game of prophunt, mvm (without the need of a ticket) or you need help with testing somthing

i love to play co-op in portal 2

the most dammage i ever did in oh sir... the insult simulator was 93 honour points.

my tf2 class main is demoman and more specificly demoknight, yet i am also decent at other classes

favourite tf2 character: demoknight
favourite left for dead 1/2 infected: smoker
favourite half life 2 character: father grigory
favourite portal 2 core: fact core


you know, i have been thinking...

when life gives you crates.

dont take the crate.

make life take the crate BACK !

GET MAD !

I DONT WANT YOUR DAMM CRATE !

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS ?!

MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY AND THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE SAXTON HALE CRATES !

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM ?!

I AM THAT MAN THATS GONA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN !

WITH THE CRATES.

AND THEN I AM GONA GET THE ENGINEER TO UNBOX A COMBUSTIBLE CRATE THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN !

http://i.imgur.com/JirtBSX.jpg
now you now what the kritzkrieg really is
"thx pootis"

why cant you give elsa from frozen a balloon
because she will let it go

what do you call the british version of the terminator
tea-1000

what do lawyers wear to court
lawsuits

what do you call a parrot that just became a father
a feather

what do you call parrots that have children
parronts

what do you call a fake plate of macaroni
an impasta

what do you call a pile of cittens
a meownain

what do you call a musical sea animal
elfish

thx to kaosbrawl for some of these jokes XD

good game guys, girls, gamers, gays, googlers, ganstas (gggggggg)


*ATTENTION* *ATTENTION* *THESE ARE ALL MENT FOR FUN, AND NOT TO OFFEND OR SCAR ANYBODY

if i wanted to commit suicide i would climb up top of your ego and jump down to your IQ

your laugh is as bad as you in bed

i could roast you but your forehead is too big for my oven

hey dude, why don't you slip into somthing more comfortable, like a coma

i call you a tool but you are no use to anyone

if i had a face like yours i'd sue my parents

the letter L is moddeld after your ego and IQ in that order

your ass is jaleous of the ammount of ♥♥♥♥ coming out of your mouth

your penis is like one of the biggest computer companies....
microsoft


i managed to get a cold... ON THE HOTTEST DAY ALL YEAR

in one day i bit my cheeck 5 times... ON THE EXACT SAME SPOT

i crashed my gta V session..... BY TRYING TO SAVE THE GAME