shotgun master cars 2 最近的評論

Okay, Let me Start This Off By Sayin, "how u know if ghost is haunt you if ur ghost yourself?" Remember this, because it will be important In Future.

This Game very good but one time There was Joke About ♥♥♥♥ Harden it didn't Make Much Sense but I Kept Playing Bcause I Like Ghost Story but Not with Pennis Humor.

So Like I said, "Many Character finish Ghost Things, but U Don't truly know what is *Happening* until The Ghost Finish On U"

This Game Is *Banana Bread*. How Much? Game Twenty DOllar. But I think with Careful Gaming U Will Find It's not so Easy to Beat Game.

I love THis game. Game of Year.

Pros:
Eastern Music is Good

Con:
One Character (I think he gay) pee On You in Classroom (I Did *NOT* Appreciate this)

If Anyone Want TIp For Game Add me, I am Local Expert.

Dat Dumboss Angry Joe Might Tel U Game ♥♥♥♥ But Mayb He just Wrong for once.


- Floral Man
#floralman on Twitter

allow me to be a bit of a contrarian here. it seems ever since i was young (a black sheep, if you will) i've gone against the pack in various issues of public onion. for example, as a boy, when my pals preferred scooby doo, i preferred scrappy doo. when my pals prefferred barack obama. i preferred george bush.

thus, when i step upon a game like time ramesside, i'm caught off guard by how rude people are in their reviews. first off, the game is $9.99. is your job flipping sandwiches not paying enough 2 buy this game? first off, it's a good value. back when i used to rent haves at blockbuster, we used to be greatfull for what we got. so don't be a brat.

this game gives you 4k digitals. 4k sounds. for less than 4k dollars. so man up and enjoy the game. if you're gonna ♥♥♥♥♥ and moan like a little cry baby, then go buy a diaper and not a game on steam.

so please try and rethink your life before you criticize this game.

it's a good game. bottom line. 3d graphics. guns. bloods. what more do you want? kids.

so i played 40 minutes of this game, and let me tell you, i'm hankering for a refund. bc i've never been so underwhelmed by a game that's supposed to be revolutionary and fun, but i really just left frustrated and unexcited.

where was the action? lol

i bought this game expecting fun action and good graphics, but this game looks like it's from the freakin nintendo...?

how do people get away w/ making these types of games in fricken 2016? i gotta say, i'm pretty disappointed.

maybe some tips for ur next game: add guns (they're pretty much standard in today's games)
add explosions (bc games need action)
add scares (bc if u want 2 keep gamers engaged they need to be on the edge of their chair)
add action (bc u need guns, explosion and scares)
add hotter girls (i dont see why i was expected to b attracted to the goat or whatever that was)
add maybe something that posts to twitter about high scores (bc wen u get the community involved it helps sales [duh, game makin 101])

another thing i liked in games is QTEs (bc sometimes it's fun 2 like hit one button and have the characters interact w/ games)

but maybe the bad humor is the reason i don't like it (i like the show sienfeld, dave chapell, mencia)

okay that's all. jus my opinon, but if u wanna make a more successfull game, then listen to me (i know games).

i'm sorry
you called me stupid and now you're paying for it

okay?
you think jsut bc you're a ♥♥♥♥♥ videogame you can say i'm not smarter than a 5th grader? LMAO. i ♥♥♥♥ on 5th graders. now you might say that's not smart because there are horrible repercussions for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on a 5th grader and i say, "♥♥♥♥ IT—it was worth it."

i'll ahve you know my SAT score was higher than ur dad's bank account (in US dollars).
Gad Bless.

WE OUT.

PAYCE.
why the ♥♥♥♥ is your game so WIDE?

i bought this game for my fourteen year old son thinking it'd be a wholesome gaming experience he could enjoy while i worked on adult things (taxes, paperwork, hanukkah). however, when i peered over to the monitor from my desk, i saw a cavalcade of dirty words. these telltale smut peddlers had the NERVE to insert words i wouldn't dare repeat here (HINT: one starts with "c" and is synonymous with the word "♥♥♥♥"). essentially, my pure son has been dirtied by this virtual trash.

all i'm trying to say here is that as a virtual dad i expect certain illustrious franchises to live up to their "family friendly" label. mineCRAP (as i'm calling it now) is NO LONGER ON MY CHRISTIAN GAMES LIST.

as a cyber dad i just want a little peace and quiet so i can deal with my ♥♥♥♥ job and my ♥♥♥♥♥ wife. this game used to allow me some quiet virtual dad time. now it's just turning my son into a big ♥♥♥♥.

so, telltale, if you're reading this—i know you are—just know you've let this racer dad down.

♥♥♥♥! ♥♥♥♥! how do you like hearing these words? not much, huh? well keep them out of your games!

- Mad Dad (comin to you from virtual reality)

Hello,
It's me. Ugh...

SIgh... well... I have some bad news..

J.K.! This game is fantastic! The combo system reminds me of Batman: Arkham Dark Knight. It's a blast. My humor and this game's humor is a perfect 10/10 match. Though if you have kids in the room, make sure you give them the earmuffs! L.O.L.! (Like in the classic movie, "Old School")

Now there's one thing! This game was voiced my Hispanic men with accents. So if you're racist (I'm not) it might bother you. So racists beware! This one's not for you! L.O.L.

This game has crass humor and fun gameplay! Don't mind the haters, this one is a good play!

Thank you for creating this game (#1), and thank you for having the kind of humor and fun outlook on life that keeps positive folks like me going (#2).

I also think Scarlett Johannson is a pretty girl!

And boy!


Would I like to ♥♥♥ on her tits.

10/10


Bye

*adjusts glasses*

Now listen here. This is best game since Norbit.
I love when men speak from the position of 14 year old rape victims. I think that's healthy.

I'm sure rape victims really appreciate that. Cool, man.

Good.

Okay.

Love you.

- Eddie Murphy

WOO-W-W-W-W-WOOOO-W-W-W-WO-WO-WOOOOOO-WOOO-WOOOOOO

this game gotta twist that would make m. night shyamalan jump (bc jump in game lol).

i couldn't believe my ears when that twist was revealed to me. the girl (in the story) was dead the whole time.

pros:
- Eastern music is good
cons:
- film school

after this game i really started thinking about suicide and where those who commit suicide go. when you think about it, all we all is energy and energy never goes away so it's like wen u die you're still here. so ♥♥♥♥ it. hahaaaaaa.

notha review in the books!

btw, the girl has short term memory loss and the guy had many affairs with her without her knowing.
it's not really that great.
10/10 :KneelingBow:

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i talked 2 god
nd he sed ur game is ♥♥♥♥