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Which 🤔 Tf2 Merc is the best 🥇👸 length?? Scout is maybe 😉 a sad 😞 5 🔳 inches 📏 because 👲🏽 he 👨 is a dumbass 😒 incel who 👀 even 🌃 love 💙 dolls run 🥇😱 away 😣 from. 🍆 Engineer 👩‍🔬 is definitely 💯 10 inches 📏 which 👏🤤 is good 😃 for 🔓 a nice 🔥 guy. 👦🏻 Sniper 🔫🥵 is 15 🦎 inches 📏 because 📝 he's 👀🏃👨 quiet, 🔇 demo 🐭 is 0 inches, 📏 all 💯 that 💫 drinking 😵 made 👑 his 💦 weiner fall 🍂😘 off!! 💦 Heavy 🎳 is 20 🔳 inches 📏 which 👏 is good 😆👍👌 for 4️⃣ submisive breedable people 👩‍🌾 like 💖 you 👤 and me. 😳

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