keef
Patryck
United States
Jerking off in the shower isn't really exhausting unless that's the most athletic you get every day, for me it's how hard it is to prepare. Do you go raw and just let the water lube you up? Hit up the shampoo or body wash and risk the sting? What angle should I stand at so I'm not constantly breathing in water? Should I edge or am I just killing the planet because I want to bust a strong nut? And then you forget the lifeproof and you can't watch porn on your phone so now you're jerking off to the memory of your bible teacher from Catholic school and it's hazy so you're only half hard. And then you finally nut and then you realize you're having a hot shower so it's all over your hand and some of the stream is on the glass and stuck to your foot and you spend 10 minutes washing it off. So now you've spent 45 minutes in the shower when you could have taken a 10 minute shower and jerked offs in your bed after for 15. It's just not efficient.
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Jerking off in the shower isn't really exhausting unless that's the most athletic you get every day, for me it's how hard it is to prepare. Do you go raw and just let the water lube you up? Hit up the shampoo or body wash and risk the sting? What angle should I stand at so I'm not constantly breathing in water? Should I edge or am I just killing the planet because I want to bust a strong nut? And then you forget the lifeproof and you can't watch porn on your phone so now you're jerking off to the memory of your bible teacher from Catholic school and it's hazy so you're only half hard. And then you finally nut and then you realize you're having a hot shower so it's all over your hand and some of the stream is on the glass and stuck to your foot and you spend 10 minutes washing it off. So now you've spent 45 minutes in the shower when you could have taken a 10 minute shower and jerked offs in your bed after for 15. It's just not efficient.
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protonsmindful
Apr 8, 2022 @ 6:19pm 
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Mawfeen
Dec 24, 2016 @ 2:38am 
Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)
ranev
May 24, 2016 @ 1:16pm 
SERIO PISZESZ POLSKIE SEBULE NA PROFILU MUDZYNA? XD
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