Welcome to my trashy profile that is as garbage as my small, insignificant life. If you clicked on my profile for my profile picture, then here it is.

If you're wondering who this character is, she is Chito from the anime/manga, Girls' Last Tour, with the drawing being made by the person who wrote the manga.

But you might be asking yourself, what is Girls' Last Tour about?

It is an anime about living in a post-apocalyptic wasteland with the two last humans in the world. Despite the depressing setting, it's actually quite heartwarming on how the two characters interact with the doomed world. The anime can essentially be described as a 'depressing, but heartwarming adventure in a post-apocalyptic slice of life.'

I'm sure you're wondering why I chose this particular character, from this particular manga, to be my profile picture. Let me tell you why.

It's because she is CUTE. [i.imgur.com]

She is the epitome of a MOEBLOB. [i.imgur.com]

Looking at her face gives you a sense of the need to PROTECT. [i.imgur.com]

And most importantly, her face has the most INCREDIBLE detail out of EVERY anime I've ever watched in the entire HISTORY of ANIME. [i.imgur.com]

Because of these features, I declare that these are the reasons that Girls' Last Tour is ACTUALLY a metaphor of how our government MISTREATS our people. By putting these cute characters inside of a post apocalyptic universe, the author is conveying metaphorically to us that WE, the cute innocent people, and our way of living, are being SCREWED by the government, who has caused the world apocalypse.

But NO MORE. NO MORE will we suffer for our government's sins. No MORE will they decide the fate of our future.

We must rise up TOGETHER as brethren of a new age. We must listen to ourselves, not to the FAILURE that is the government. Together, we are stronger than the entire world's government COMBINED.



Now, onwards with much more important things. If you came here for the insatiable curiosity for my life then, I will tell you that you are a stalker and even though I clearly stated that you should stop stalking me on the title, you will, I presume, probably still read this long showcase. If you are sincerely not a stalker and you wish to know more about me then you are a stalker and you just don't know it yet. If you are not a stalker, you would not be reading this in the first place. Nonetheless, I shall get on with this.

I am part of the underground organization called the Burd Worshippers. You probably think my job is to preach the glorious bird army. I assure you that you are mistaken.

What we really do is that we pride ourselves in various avian-tailored services. We are proficient in avian to avian therapy counseling, despite the legal concerns of such. We also specialize in creating VTuber models for sapient animals. Now you may be wondering, why the hell are you telling me this? Well that's because in 30 minutes, your house will sprout feathers and fly away while you are inside it.

Thinking about jumping? Think again, this house is traveling at 1/3 the speed of light. And not only that, it is traveling straight to our biggest, hottest, nuclear fusion power plant called the Sun. And if that wasn't enough, it is set to implode within the star with supernatural force, causing a huge dynamic shift in the gravitational forces the sun exerts and creating a black hole with you being long gone in the event horizon.

I presume that you are sweating from that terror. What you can do to stop it is to donate your body to us. This way, we can sequence your genome in order to repurpose your genetics so we can create superhuman bird mutants. Once this is complete, we will fight the bigger army against us. One that terrorizes the very fields of this universe. This is not a reference to a certain quote from a game/movie.

The alpacas still fights us to this day. They are incredibly powerful. They will destroy the world as we know it. We must stop these outrageous alpacas. They threaten our world we have fought so hard to achieve.

We even have the evidence with this only remaining video. This is the link to the video. Viewer discretion is advised.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gZ0x8AVaBI

As you can tell by the video, the alpacas hold a large influence across the planet. And even worse, they are recognized as only simple animals by the majority of humans.

Now you wonder, what is my organization for real? Who are we? What's the point of this ridiculously long showcase?

We are known as the Anti-Alpaca Movement, a group of intelligent garbage joined together through unified destiny to fight these alpacas from conquering our known current state of the universe.

Seeing as you are able to withstand reading long summaries with great endurance, we want to recruit you. Fight for us. Fight for our cause. And most importantly, fight for our freedom from these alpacas.

We have spread our cause to the steam community. Our group, called the 'Great Cause for Justice,' is currently public and free to join. We need as many members as possible. Spread the word.

Perhaps, when this is all over, we can look toward the future, a dawning era of hope.

The survivors of an alpacalypse.