When the aliens come down, all they really want to see
Is the pyramid by the river down in Memphis, Tennessee
Made of glass and some brass, it'll knock you on your ass
Make your damn jaw drop, what's that?
It's our Bass Pro Shop

Duh! What'd ya think it was?
Doesn't every city have a big-ass pyramid by the mud?
Yeah, some people wipe their eyes 'cause they think that they're on drugs
But they're really at the best place to shop
It's our Bass Pro Shop
You and me, let's learn some history
It took many Egyptians like a million centuries
Yeah, to finally make the pyramids into what they came to be
And now, everybody see what we got
We got a Bass Pro Shop

Hell yeah! We're King Tuttin' on this ♥♥♥♥♥
It makes me want to shake my ass, and it makes me want to fish
Yeah, it has been prophesized in all the hieroglyphics
It's a bluff city nonstop, party at Bass Pro Shop

Damn, can't stop the party in the shop
(That's a big-ass pyramid, man)
Party at Bass Pro Shop
Damn, can't stop the party in the shop
(Why's it a Bass Pro Shop?)
Party at Bass Pro Shop (I don't understand)