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Mr. Dickbutt, this may come as a surprise... I know we haven't known each other very long, but you have taken over my thoughts. My soul has been tingling ever since I met you... my heart... it just... it SINGS, Mr. Dickbutt. It really hurts me to see that you haven't added me yet. I was hoping we could take this relationship to the next level, but it's gonna be hard if you keep ignoring me. I've already started the wedding plans. I just need to know which flowers you'd like, so I can order them. My mom is just so proud of me, finally finding someone. :')

Yours truly,
Gursh