Recent reviews by smug prick

when it works its good but when it doesnt its bad

tumblrtale is doo-doo

this game paid me 5 cents to run steam achievement manager for 2 and a half hours

10/10 would make free money again

its like half life 2's plot and kind of setting with halo's you can only carry limited weapons (3) and fun gameplay, i got it on sale and i dont regret it at all

also has my favorite video game weapon: an incin ammo sub machine gun pistol with flame thrower alt fire that holds a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of ammo

maid pods

warning: this game is HARAM

it is immoral to play if you are a practicing muslim
it is ILLEGAL to play if you are in an area where the government has established sharia law, such as britain

please check your religious texts and/or local laws before playing this game.