Recent reviews by KokoPro™

You can pet A* dog.

*Edited to save time for those who download and find they cannot pet EVERY dog. Apologies for the inconvenience.

Bridget is finally back in, 10/10.

I don't even need an extra set of hands. Simply playing Elden Ring allows me to reach my moment of climax hands-free. Except when I get invaded by that death blight exploit going around at the time of writing this. That's just a mood killer.

chainsaw robot doggy

I can mod my favorite weeb garbage into the game and it finally stopped crashing every other mission without me even having done anything so the game is good.

CAGLIOSTROOOOOO

TL;DR at the bottom

Barebones af game, head of development was the candy crush guy and most of the veteran DICE people left so it really explains a lot. I'm still gonna play it because I hate myself and so does everyone else who is still playing who also does not recommend this game. Games updated and now you can have fun? Don't be ridiculous. You would have more fun hurting your neck or spine trying to pleasure yourself orally because at least with that you have a chance at success and a learning experience.

What learning experience did I get from hit registry not existing, specialists, a bigger plethora than usual from DICE games worth of bugs, and a whole big list of things just wrong with this game that anyone can find with an easy google? I learned "don't be sad, this is just how it works out sometimes" and that just makes me depressed.

The series is dead and I'm still going to play it because I have nothing better to do. I'm going to play it, hate it, love to hate it, then I'm going to either show off the circumcised scoreboard or I'm going to complain vehemently to my friends that don't WANT to listen to me rant about battlefield anymore, but thats too damn bad because it was either this or Halo Infinite and I'm not going to play that again until I can actually decide what game mode I want to play rather than Quick Play or BTB.

tl;dr
Game sucks, I'd much rather suck myself off but I can't because I'm an out of shape loser with all my ribs still attached so I'm still gonna play it. You shouldn't play it either, but you're probably gonna also because you also hate yourself. See you ingame maybe, if we're on the same team. Because you there's no All chat.

MIYAKOOOOO