+rep worst pocket medic ever

FREE MY BOY ZAZAH

I stuck my iPhone charger in my penis. This happened just now and I have to say, I am an idiot. TL;DR: I stuck my iPhone charger in my foreskin after deciding it would feel good because I tasted the charger and it taste”spicy.” So I was sitting on my couch watching ♥♥♥♥ while my phone was charging, and my phone hit 100 percent. I decided to unplug my phone so that I could lay down on the couch, but while doing so I decided that tasting the charger would be a great idea. After licking the charger, I decided that electricity is a bit spicy and actually tastes quite good. I then decided to stick it in my penis. Great idea right? No. I shoved it up my foreskin and it electrocuted my ♥♥♥♥ giving it a stinging sensation. My penis has not yet recovered and it has been well over 10 minutes. I don’t want to tell my mom as she would probably beat me up for being such an idiot.

Imp Midna is unironically 40 pounds of ♥♥♥♥♥ and ass. She's just floating drumsticks with a smug single fang grin. That's not even artists exaggerating it, her body mass is actually 80% in her cheeks, thighs, and pot belly. She's not a pear, she's a lightbulb. They had to know exactly what the ♥♥♥♥ they were doing. I refuse to believe otherwise. People being creepy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and sexualizing the Inklings and the bird girl from Wind Waker and all that ♥♥♥♥, sure, that's on the fans. But Midna being a forty pound ♥♥♥♥♥ that grinds on top of Link's head and bosses him around is 100% on Nintendo. Her imp form was actually MORE sexualized than her true form, which is astonishing since her true form is literally a completely naked woman in harem silks with black bodypaint covering over her bits.

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zaza