Recent reviews by Texas Desperado

Made me laugh so hard that I cried. Definitely use a controller & bring some tissues.

Very addictive, play at your own risk. If you've been wanting to play a decent dino game for over a decade now, all of your Jurassic Park dreams are about to come true.

10/10 rat slayer game, just wish it didn't take so long to buy new weapons, the developers definitely want you to grind forever :(

Minecraft in space! Pretty fun game, but it's still buggy & I'm a little surprised that it's being released next month. Here's a general list of bugs/odd things that need to be looked into by the devs, bolded for skim-friendliness:

-Having the game freeze up every time you enter a car just so the game can save again and again seems excessive.
-It's counterintuitive for a friend you've invited to your game to be lead to the lobby and then to somehow know that they should click the exact spaceship it lands on in the menu to launch - there should be some sort of text signaling what to do.
-Lag. So much lag. I don't think I have any games I've played as of late that are as laggy as this one. I'm not a game dev, so I don't know how to fix it, just please cut back on all the lag.
-The tutorial is confusing to the point that it's not really helpful (though the visual tutorial is definitely a win!), I ended up just hopping in a game with a friend and figuring it out from there. I think there needs to be a bot you follow around as it guides you toward what to do or something.
-There seems to be some field of vision issues when you invite a friend & they spawn for the first time. We have a roof/walls around our base and I have to guide them out of the main base/into an open area so that they can see things normally every time we initially launch our saved game. They said it looks like they're still orbiting the planet even though I can see them walking around the base.
-I feel like this game would benefit a lot from some sort of enemies/bots to play against so as to drastically increase the replay value.
-Cars occasionally get stuck in the ground and start spinning.
-There is no way to shred large structures, even with a large shredder. Perhaps you can make it so that dynamite can break them into pieces so that they are shreddable? I'm also pretty confused about what the dynamite is actually for.

Despite all of these issues, I adore this game and I hope that you guys can continue to develop it. Currently working toward building a bigger ship so that we can explore all of the lovely planets, and I never, ever write reviews this long, I wouldn't bother if I didn't think this game had potential. Keep going! :-)

Mirror's Edge + L4D2...and I adore it. Whoever decided to combine parkour with zombies is going to need to get some duct tape to protect their mouth because they're getting a thousand puppy kisses in the next hour.

Everything is wonderful until you reach the last level, play it 10-15+ times in a row to get it just right, then it glitches out at the very end on the ship and it says you've failed. :MAD::

Pretty sure Ripley made the ending when she was hyperventilating in a locker for too long.

It's minecraft except it's 2.5D, the crafting recipes are told to you upfront, and you can follow players/mooch off of them if you're a newbcake! :D

Perfect Thanksgiving game since you pretty much spend the whole game eating or trying to acquire food, lol.

Pretty awesomesauce game, though at times it's easier/tempting to just run past all the aliens rather than derping around fighting them and wasting your goods. Also seems to work well with potato laptops that aren't sure how to run games that aren't Tetris or Minesweeper. Totes recommend, it's not the prettiest little game in the universe, but it's pretty fun if you play with at least one other person that knows what they're doing.