Hallo, es ist der freundliche Gestapo Offizier aus Ihrer Nachbarschaft hier.

Vor kurzem wurde uns bekannt gemacht dass Sie möglicherweise Verwandt mit einer Judenfamilie sind, weshalb wir Ihnen heute diesen Brief schreiben.

Laut dem neuen Gesetz sind nur einige Arbeitsplätze für Juden angepasst und deshalb müssen wir Ihnen mitteilen, dass Sie sich ab jetzt als arbeitslos betrachten können.

Um einen neuen Arbeitsplatz zu finden, bitte nehmen Sie sich Zeit und reisen Sie bitte bis nach Auschwitz, wo Sie die Agenten unseren Territorialbüros darüber ansprechen können. Diese Agenten werden Ihnen sofort danach Arbeit finden.

Mit freundlichen Grüßen,
Ihr freundliches Gestapo Offizier

a real gangbanger

Literally illiterate - designated me best in melee 2018 (still remember it like it was yesterday).

We've been through everything that doesn't include exchanging body heat (as of yet).

Oh-ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-ooh-whoa-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
You know you love me (yo), I know you care (uh-huh)
Just shout whenever (yo), and I'll be there (uh-huh)
You are my love (yo), you are my heart (uh-huh)
And we will never, ever, ever be apart (yo, uh-huh)
Are we an item? (Yo) girl, quit playin' (uh-huh)
"We're just friends" (yo), what are you sayin'? (Uh-huh)
Said, "There's another" (yo), and looked right in my eyes (uh-huh)
My first love broke my heart for the first time, and I was like (yo, uh-huh)
"Baby, baby, baby, oh"
Like, "Baby, baby, baby, no"
Like, "Baby, baby, baby, oh"
I thought you'd always be mine, mine
"Baby, baby, baby, oh"
Like, "Baby, baby, baby, no"
Like, "Baby, baby, baby, oh"
I thought you'd always be mine, mine
Oh, for you, I would've done whatever (uh-huh)
And I just can't believe we ain't together (yo, uh-huh)

♥♥♥♥ you and Isreal

In a regiment's ranks, there's Daniel, they say,
A Jewish lad, but leading? He's led astray.
With a belly so ample and a face like a moon,
In commanding troops, he's a bit of a cartoon.

With a yarmulke perched on his head so high,
In battle's heat, he's more likely to cry.
His orders are muddled, his strategy thin,
In the chaos of war, he just can't win.

Oh Daniel, oh Daniel, with your chubby cheeks,
In the heat of combat, you're just a bit meek.
Your troops march in circles, confused and bemused,
With your bagel in hand, they're hardly enthused.

As they charge into battle, with Daniel in tow,
They pray for a miracle, but alas, it's a no.
For leading a regiment takes more than a smile,
And Daniel, dear Daniel, you're just not in style.