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Rockin around the Christmas tree at the Xmas Party Hop. It was the annual XA xmas party! 32 people packed in Steven’s 10by10 toolshed. Kitt3n was hanging mistletoe everywhere. Spor had his Ms dressed as Elves. Brucey held a bible and spoke about the true meaning of Xmas. JAWSler was lecturing on the superiority of a white xmas. Dext was flirting with smiyo, philly, hobokitty, ducky and bex. Steven was flirting with Tuna, Selbs, Mav and the 6 Dannys. Mr. Yeffery stood near the window streaming 8Crazy Nights on his phone while on the lookout for Palestinian protestors. Mclovin and deebo sat by the fire smoking cigars talking about real estate and immigration. Blap hid in the closet, insulting everyone who walked by and asking if Alejo was there. Windmill stood outside selling salvation for 1$ and slugz hotboxed his car surrounded by nonsteamers and Dr. Kari, unable to enter the party. Nobody had seen original_mind.

Alejo said “Steven where is Santa?” “I booked a new one this year.” The music suddenly changed. Everybody dance now! The door burst open it was Santa! He was half naked! He was thrusting his pelvis, gyrating his hips and twerking his ass. He wore a red thong speedo with a long white beard hanging from the front. Oh ♥♥♥♥. He was coming right for Alejo. He was rubbing his balls on Alejo. Something was sticking out beneath Santa’s crotch beard. Was it his penis? No! It was the tip of a slice of cheese pizza. Alejo said “Original is that you?” A deep, stuttering voice returned “the mall fired me. Oh! heuheuhheuh” He looked at his watch “My fast just ended.” Original took the pizza that was stuffing his crotch and ate it. Then he burped. Pieces of wet cheese and pubic hair hit Alejo’s face. Original said “sorry. Hey can I have my voice command back?” Xmas was ruined.

It was xmas time, again. alejo headed back to the mall to see Santa. It had been a rough year, inflation and rising cost of living, and of course alejo was forced to ban xa racers. alejo plopped himself down on Santa’s lap and started to grind his ass into santa’s ♥♥♥♥. Santa said “hey stop that! I need to preserve my test!” Santa sounded familiar. His voice was deep and stuttering, like his brain wasn’t functioning quite properly. The music was weird it sounded like… Boy Pablo. And Santa seemed to be talking to himself about gravity and time dilation. alejo said “Original_mind is that you?” “NO!” Santa said. “Original mind is a computer programmer.” alejo grabbed his white beard and ripped it off. The crowd gasped. It was original_mind! alejo said “original! do u need money” Original mind stood up and said “i just need more peanut butter” And he ran off. alejo put on the beard. alejo was santa now. Xmas was saved.

BWHAHAHAHA better than Charles Dickens!

It was Xmas time, again. Santa sat on his throne in the North Pole, shook his head and checked his list. “Alejo is on the naughty list again, hes hasn’t stripped original’s admin yet, more coal for him.” “But Santa!” His little elf sidekick Raichu exclaimed “Coal is bad for the environment!” “Hmm you’re right little elf Raichu, but what can we substitute for coal?” “I have just the replacement Santa.” His elf Raichu responded.

It was Xmas morning and Alejo woke up early. He rushed downstairs to see what Santa had left him. He had asked for new Chinese hacks for xmas. He ripped open the wrapper and box but inside there were no Chinese hacks. It was a fleshlight model of kitt3n’s cooter. It was HUGE. Alejo put it outside by the trash can. An entire village of homeless descended upon that fleshlight and built an entire city in there. Alejo hated xmas.