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lacking dexterity Dec 24, 2022 @ 2:03am 
It was xmas time, again. philly headed back to the mall to see Santa. It had been a rough year, inflation and rising cost of living, and of course philly had not found Mr.BIG. philly plopped herself down on Santa’s lap and started to grind her ass into his ♥♥♥♥. Santa said “hey stop that! I need to preserve my testosterone!” Santa sounded familiar. His voice was deep and stuttering, like his brain wasn’t functioning quite properly. The music was weird… it sounded like Boy Pablo. And Santa seemed to be talking to himself about gravity and time dilation. philly said “Original_mind is that you?” “NO!” Original mind is a computer programmer.” philly grabbed his white beard and ripped it off. The crowd gasped. It was original_mind! philly said “well this explains santa’s weak erection this year.“ “It’s all the meat I eat. There is no blood flow.” Original said. Oh well philly thought, at least dex was getting out of prison soon… xmas was saved
Bishop Masters Aug 28, 2022 @ 12:20pm 
Hey can i join the group "Hotel California"? :D
[Foot]RathaBHigh Jun 4, 2022 @ 8:18pm 
[P*R*E*S*S*D*O*G] May 31, 2022 @ 4:34pm 
hey sweetie hope to kill you in csgo soon hahahahahahahahaha
Philandra Dec 20, 2021 @ 4:50pm 
'Tis the season for Dex to post on everyone's comment... Oh how it must be nice to have that time! :taloslol:
lacking dexterity Dec 20, 2021 @ 3:09pm 
It was Xmas time, again. Santa sat on his throne in the North Pole, shook his head and checked his list. “Philly is on the naughty list, shes been moaning making all the XA birgins horny again, more coal for her.” “But Santa!” His little elf sidekick Raichu exclaimed “Coal is bad for the environment!” “Hmm you’re right little elf Raichu, but what can we substitute for coal?” “I have just the replacement Santa.” His elf Raichu responded.

It was Xmas morning and Philly woke up early. She rushed downstairs to see what Santa had left her. She had asked for a man who could stay hard. She ripped open the wrapper and box and inside was a fleshlight model of kitt3n’s cooter! It was HUGE. She shrugged and said “I think I could use this at work.” She took it to work and used it as a new entire wing of her library. They put all the perverted books and porno mags there. The musty salmon smell did not put the perverts off. Philly loved xmas.