The name "Canada" actually comes from the settlers who first made contact with the Native American tribes. One of them got terribly sick from all the snow shoveling, so in desperation he asked a native "Can I die?" to which the native said "No." And this is when they discovered that the entire place had naturally occurring free health care. No one could die, despite their best efforts, they were condemned to settle in this frozen wasteland. Through the centuries, their mantra "Can I die" became "Canada".

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