Recent reviews by ZEPHYR534

grr martin can suck my site of grace

This is an amazing remake of an already amazing game. If you haven't played half-life, at least play this. You won't regret it.

I pulled off enough llama grabs that the entire opposing team started yelling at me.

10/10 would llama grab again.

Made it all the way to the Flagship's sector.
Got killed by an automated scout.
10/10 would punch a wall in frustration again.

"With a crew of drunken pilots, we're the only Airship Pirates!
We're full of hot air and we're starting to rise,
We're the terror of the skies, but a danger to ourselves now." - Airship Pirate - Abney Park

10/10, would be a drunken pilot again.

<3

100000/10

I flew a boat across the map with so much panache that the game crashed. 10/10.

The only game where you can rip a hole through a building because you're too lazy to go around it. 10/10.

I shot a T-Rex in the face with a revolver, killed it, and then got eaten by it's mate. 8/10, would recommend.

I tried to give my friend just the tip but he turned around and gave me ALL of it. Twice.

0/10 this game broke my heart.