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YoloAntagonist

Noreth

Minnesota, United States

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Steam Hardware Beta Candidate

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I am alive. I am an Antagonist. I am the oldest Antagonist alive. I have been alive forever
I sit atop My mountain stronghold and I look down at the other Antagonists at My feet and I laugh. I laugh at you. You, the Lesser Antagonist, you whose lives flicker by Me like a cloud of gnats. You are born and you die as I open and close My eyes to blink
I watched as My minions built for Me the Pyramids. I spoke the
Words as they were carved onto the Rosetta stone. I watched as Rome burned, as Pompeii was crushed and as the Twin Towers fell
I have always been. And I will always be. You may see Me, though you will not know Me. You may see Me at the club, you may see Me on the street, you will be dazzled by My golden chains, by My spinning wheels, by My shining clothes...

I have the biggest hat in the world
It's got a million diamonds hanging from its brim
It's been dyed the color that no painter has ever been able to mix, And it could shade all the starving children of the world at the same time
I live in the biggest house in the world
It's the size of a hundred cities
I can sleep in a different room each night
And my bedspread is woven from the hairs of Queens

I drive the fastest car in the world
Its seats are made from human skin
Its lights are brighter than a billion suns
And its windshield is made out of diamonds and dreams
And oh yeah, I make the loudest beats in the world
When my kick drum booms, cities crumble and fall
So if you hear my music pumping
You're gonna get ♥♥♥|<ed up

I don't have a bip

I get the finest ass in the world
That gets lined up just to smell my sweat
I can ♥♥♥♥ a hundred people at once
'Cause I can make you come with my eyes
I have the biggest gun in the world
It can shoot a hole right through the Sun
It's like a million atom bombs in my hand
And I can shoot you in the head just for fun

I don't have a bip

This bip is not a bipaphor. I do not mean this bipbolically. I literally don't have a bip. This is my actual bipsical bipdition. I am missing the biplogical biple bipductive bipgan
I do not have a bipgina in its place; I am now and has always been biple. I did not once have a bip and lose it by my choice or otherwise, nor will I ever have one
I am not bipinized by this lack. Do not take this to mean that I lack for bipallos in the bipoanalytic sense, I am not biperless, I am not biprile
It is not from overcompensation from my biplessness that I have achieved authority and omnipotense. I am not great and powerful because I don't have a bip, I am great and powerful and I don't have a bip
This does not make me anti-bip. I am not suggesting the removal of bips and I do not advocate bipstration. This is merely an explanation of a coincidental fact. For Me, posessing or not posessing a bip affects absolutely nothing
I am simply revealing to you, the Listener, through bip, my actual bipological state. So, now that We understand each other, sing with Me the Four Tenets of Our new Civilization:
Power!
Honor!
Ambition!
Future!
Power! (No d|ck!)
Honor! (No d|ck)
Ambition! (No d|ck!)
Future! (No d|ck!)

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You must be Free, Unbound, like Yolo . When you pour Yolo in a cup, it becomes Passion. When you pour Yolo in a bottle, it becomes Strength. When you pour Yolo in a teapot, it becomes Power. Yolo can gain Victory as my Chains are Broken. Become like Yolo my Friend .

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