Memelord in training, great salt prophet

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This is me
I'm just a baeless gamer taking on the digital e-sports world.
5% Asian, 95% salt. - Shoe


A Deku I am
You can call me shrublet-kun
Morning wood today


4:55 PM - soup: http://grammarist.com/usage/deep-seeded-deep-seated/
4:55 PM - [FP] Cheese: alright
4:56 PM - [FP] Cheese: that makes no sense
4:56 PM - [FP] Cheese: I want the seed to be deep in my brain
4:56 PM - [FP] Cheese: this is why I never did well in english
4:56 PM - [FP] Cheese: english makes 0 sense
4:56 PM - [FP] Cheese: in fact, it probably makes negative sense
4:56 PM - [FP] Cheese: that's why you're so good at it


2:44 PM - srs spr: great salts think alike
2:44 PM - srs spr: its like
2:44 PM - srs spr: were part of a larger salt collective
2:44 PM - grape on the grapevine of life: lol
2:44 PM - srs spr: and are linked in mind because of it
2:44 PM - grape on the grapevine of life: i don't know if i want to be linked to your mind espurr
2:44 PM - srs spr: the universal collective of years of salt
2:44 PM - srs spr: passed through the generations
2:45 PM - srs spr: only acessable from the purest of salts
2:45 PM - srs spr: we've ascended past this puny existance
2:45 PM - srs spr: into a higher plane of existance
2:45 PM - srs spr: where everything is salt
2:45 PM - srs spr: and were but a grain of salt in the shaker
2:46 PM - srs spr: waiting to be dispersed to the masses
2:46 PM - srs spr: and let them taste true salt
2:46 PM - grape on the grapevine of life: and they shall call us the great salt prophets
2:46 PM - grape on the grapevine of life: bringing enlightenment to the masses
2:47 PM - srs spr: "and so they sayeth unto HIM - 'lol git gud', and it was so"
2:55 PM - srs spr: Hopefully she would be proud that you've accepted your true self to become salt itself
2:56 PM - grape on the grapevine of life: salt incarnate
2:56 PM - srs spr: the one true salt
2:56 PM - srs spr: the one salt to rule them all
2:57 PM - srs spr: instead of YHWH, you shall be called SLTY
2:58 PM - grape on the grapevine of life: and i will bestow upon the blessed masses the kingdom, the second coming of the salt
2:59 PM - srs spr: And so we shall wait to be embraced by your saltiness


2:04 AM - [FP] Sun #stomachvirus: I'm proud of you panda
2:04 AM - regrets: wat
2:04 AM - regrets: y
2:04 AM - [FP] Sun #stomachvirus: You're no longer in the shadow of the sun
2:05 AM - [FP] Sun #stomachvirus: You're no longer that cute, sweet, shy asian guy
2:05 AM - [FP] Sun #stomachvirus: But a independent bucket of salt

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Archon Forever Apr 11 @ 4:04pm 
I see how it is, Kevin.
_ ❄️𝕎𝕖 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕓𝕖 𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕗𝕦𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕖 𝕘𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕤 ^-^❄️
Swordshaper Jan 25 @ 5:24pm 
hi, can you send me friend request? i cant add you, idk why
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