Hello Person. Whould you like a thing?

Well that' the thing, to make it more entertaining try to make the sentences somewhat related and cohearent. However it dosn't always have to be non sence, this should be a good example of that. Although all ways saying that there is a 'secret' message whould deffeat the perpuse of it. Though it may prove a challenge to make one of these secret message things without making a few compromises an makeing a few grammer mistakes along the way.

You there sir! Our people are in trouble! Uranium deposits are being emptyed to fuil a secret! So now i must ask are you ready to fight...fight for the FUTURE! Uranium is your your best freind, use it to upgrade wepoins and abilities. Crates full of helpful items are littered about to help you progress in your fight against evil! Kick ass as either a full blown hulk rip off or be subtle like some sort of sly rat, the choise is yours! (now take the first letter of the fist word of each sentence)