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9 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.0 hrs on record
Hypnotically bland. As I played, my eyes crossed. My vision blurred. I slowly disassociated. I wasn't paying attention, but I also wasn't lost in thought. My sense of self dissolved. I was in a crude state of nirvana. No thought. No perception. But yet no transcendence. Just a faintly beating heart, oxygenating a slowly atrophying brain. Not by much. Just a flicker. Enough to keep it alive in its comatose state. I awoke later from my imposed lobotomy, dampened by my own drool.

This game does not deserve your time.
Posted March 9.
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662 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
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0.4 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Hate DOSBox ports? Well now that you have the core DK files, you can install KeeperFX.
Fixes for mouse issues, framerate, resolution, improved scripting, added bundled custom campaigns, a workshop for other custom content, and so much other stuff.

Need help with the installation? Try searching for Yani's ImpLauncher on the workshop, or come to the Discord.

Want to make your own Dungeon Keeper maps to post on the workshop? Just search for Unearth by Rainlizard, which has replaced the other mapping tools.

Keeper Klan has been keeping the Dungeon Keeper community alive for.. maybe 2 decades now? It's been a while.
Posted March 7.
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5 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
I came into this expecting a rooty tooty point and shooty on the same par as DOOM2 but what I got was far from it. The controls aren't tight. The hitboxes on projectiles are fat. The monsters are hard to distinguish and coupled with the overt darkness of the game, quickly fade into becoming just a blob at the end of a hallway. Graphically speaking, the game is extremely amateur.

I'd say this game has more in common with Horde-mode shooters like Killing Floor where you just fall asleep with your finger on the M1 button rather than linear shooters like DOOM. Definitely don't bother if you're interested in Single-player. Just like Killing Floor, it's a multiplayer-or-bust game.

If you're buying this because of the creator's legacy (Unloved.wad), you will be disappointed.
Posted June 24, 2017.
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6 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
I've been to Hollywood, i've been to Redwood. I crossed the ocean for a
Posted May 11, 2017.
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381.8 hrs on record (381.7 hrs at review time)
Swadia/Rhodok Brotherhood strong. Remove Mong. Remove Kebab.
Posted December 1, 2013.
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1 person found this review helpful
26.6 hrs on record
It's like Doom, except everyone is a cyberdemon and rockets have three times the splash radius.
Posted August 17, 2013.
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