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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 44.4 hrs on record (26.4 hrs at review time)
Posted: Mar 12, 2021 @ 8:37am

Early Access Review
If you're gonna like Foxhole really comes down to what kind of video games player you wanna' be.

• If you wanna' shoot mans for five to thirty minutes in a fast paced arena then it's a bad time.

• If you wanna' spend an hour or five behind a rock making jokes about the enemy team's farts as they mustard gas your advances then it's absolutely excellent.

• If you think Euro Truck simulator doesn't have enough tank ambushes, then this is a game for you.

• If you wanna' be the big hero big boy such a good boy oh lemme pinchuwinchums your cheekies u big boy hero boy. Oh did u save the day my big handsome baby? My muscular vasculat baby waby warfightum. Did you get a call to ur dooty? Did you? *Did youuuu?*
then you're gonna' have a bad time.


• If you wanna haul a downed teammate out of a crater with a medical bag in one hand while they chirp "OH NO I HAVE GONE ALL DOWNY WOWNIES UWU" over your shoulder then join my squad I'm hilarious.
"PWEASE DOCTOR TURN MY FROWN UPSIDE DOWN"
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1 Comments
EllaS Oct 8, 2024 @ 6:14pm 
lol, this is the best review ever! I'm dying. This game sounds like a wild ride! I need to try it! It's a shame I can't afford it tho. 🥺