Recent reviews by Honey Lemon Soda

within a day it became the most popular game on steam with 700k+ players; outdoing cod, lethal company, cs2, baldurs gate 3 etc..

god i love animal slavery <3

"romance the emperor, 9.8% of people have this achievement"

2.2 million people chose to ♥♥♥♥ the space squid

Negative reviews are all the lights i obliterated with my massive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hammer

you would be a great asset to the company

not worth your time..

also they fired Micheal Salvatori

♥♥♥♥♥♥ company where did the old Bungie go

Its like if street fighter, chess, and Superhot had a child with a touch of those stick fight animations you watched as a kid..

in summery its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing

better then fort night

You know, when i started battlefield 1 i didn't think i would spend over 13 hours deciphering Morse code to get a spinning revolver, but here i am...

normal game full of normal people..

I - half demon half Micheal Jackson - went out and killed a 3 headed puppy with 2 halves of a motorbike i use as swords and a magazine fed double barrel shotgun, in order to acquire a set or frozen lighting numchucks which also turn into a slightly burnt bamboo pole. I then used the power of the "he he" to stab myself and bully the ugly half of my brother for eating an apple, only for an old crumbly man to come steal the kill while my cripple nephew watches.