The rule is, jam to-morrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.
-- Lewis Carroll
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The whole of life is futile unless you consider it as a sporting proposition.
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When God endowed human beings with brains, He did not intend to guarantee them.
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The pitcher wound up and he flang the ball at the batter. The batter
swang and missed. The pitcher flang the ball again and this time the
batter connected. He hit a high fly right to the center fielder. The
center fielder was all set to catch the ball, but at the last minute his
eyes were blound by the sun and he dropped it.
-- Dizzy Dean
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He didn't run for reelection. "Politics brings you into contact with all
the people you'd give anything to avoid," he said. "I'm staying home."
-- Garrison Keillor, "Lake Wobegone Days"
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Dickens, as you know, never got round to starting his home page.
(alt.fan.pratchett)
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