Recent reviews by Variant

Aphex Twin: The Game. Yeah, I like it. Take my money.

One of the greatest games of all time.
Working on mods right now...

I'm John Frick

Well, I love it. That's the review.

What can I say? I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥ loving it. Nothing quite like the feeling of fully converting all of my meat appendages to metal ones, simply in the service of kicking the crap out of some cyber dudes.

You can dive while firing two guns, then drop-kick a guy into an exploding car. What more do you want???
The new Player Controller update is an insane upgrade to the way your character controls and moves, I just can't stop flowing my way through rooms while I dodge bullets and slidekicking every enemy directly in the nuts so hard that I break the physics on their corpse, sticking them halfway through the wall and condemning them to an eternal, unending electric boogaloo of death.
So yes. I recommend the game.

Great game the enemy AI is definitely giving me FEAR flashbacks. It's pretty incredible what the dev was able to pull off with the GZDOOM engine. Hard recommend for fans of FEAR or oldschool shooters.

grapple hooked off a chandelier and drop kicked a spider into a pile of barrels
broke the barrel over a knights head, slidekicked him off a ledge, took his sword, then threw it three floors up into a tiny wooden pallet so I could trampouline off an archers head and use the sword as leverage to get to the end of the level, skipping several enemies along the way
10/10

Wang.

Hoverboard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8d42r3JlbU