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Egypt 
herself, gave it a sort of beautiful quality and left. Excited a few men
in the meantime.
-- Patrick Macnee, reminiscing on Diana Rigg's
involvement in "The Avengers".
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Hobbes: What would you call the creation of the universe?
Calvin: The Horrendous Space Kablooie!
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A man is known by the company he organizes.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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You're at the end of the road again.
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Don't SANFORIZE me!!
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One day it was announced that the young monk Kyogen had reached
an enlightened state. Much impressed by this news, several of his peers
went to speak with him.
"We have heard that you are enlightened. Is this true?" his fellow
students inquired.
"It is", Kyogen answered.
"Tell us", said a friend, "how do you feel?"
"As miserable as ever", replied the enlightened Kyogen.
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