Se graduo de gordo compu a ser humano con vida social y trabajo. un orgullo nacional

who the heck are you

Creating computer software is always a demanding and painstaking
process -- an exercise in logic, clear expression, and almost fanatical
attention to detail. It requires intelligence, dedication, and an
enormous amount of hard work. But, a certain amount of unpredictable
and often unrepeatable inspiration is what usually makes the difference
between adequacy and excellence.
😵
The whole earth is in jail and we're plotting this incredible jailbreak.
-- Wavy Gravy
😩
"Have you lived here all your life?"
"Oh, twice that long."
😶
Where's the man could ease a heart like a satin gown?
-- Dorothy Parker, "The Satin Dress"
😚
Zoe: "We're getting him back!"

Jayne: "What are we going to do, clone him?"
🤕
Peter: Man, this is a great show. They drag these idiots up on stage and then blindside 'em. Like this one guy, didn't know he was actually two midgets.
🙂

+rep

kek

Típico, se te cae una aguja en la uretra.