crowmancer more like.... goonmancer amirite

+rep Only person who actually cares about vr other then to goon with istg 🙏.

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Hi my name is Carmen Winstead. I'm 17 years old. I am very similar to you. Did I mention to you that I'm dead? A few years ago a group of girls pushed me down a sewer hole to try and embarrass me. When I didn't come back up the police came.The girl said that I had fell and everyone believed them. The police found my body in the sewer. I had a broken neck and my face was torn off. Send this message to 15 people after you listened the whole message if you value your life. A boy called David received this message. He just left and deleted it. When he was in the shower he heard laughing. My laughter. He got really scared and rushed to his phone to repost this message but he was too late. The next morning his mom entered his bedroom and all she found was a message written in his blood saying 'You will never have him back'. No one has found his body yet because he is with me. A girl called Charlotte received this message and she immediately sent it to 25 people, 10 more than required. I sti

Hello CrowMancer,

My name is Dubious Hoodwinker and I am writing to you on behalf of the Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) regarding recent complaints about your unconventional use of crows in your practices. Here at OSHA we take these complaints very seriously and will be conducting an extensive analysis of your account, if deemed in violation you will be fined $5

CAW