I name is Loser am 16 years old. When I was two I fell out of my window. One time I am 4 feet tall. I weigh 284 pounds. Some people call me . I have 23 toes. There were hurricanes that knocked down my house. This made me live in a marshmallow house under the school. One time a drowned. I died. But I was summoned by an undead daemon prince with a coyote head as a face. I was raised by a pack of wild wildebeests. I am 5 feet tall and I now weigh 32 pounds. I think I need to go to the doctor cuz I had prostate cancer and skin cancer and liver cancer and lung cancer, this is because I fell into a radioactive pit of munchies. I killed a woolly mammoth with a staple gun. I am 7 feet tall. I have a retarded pet lizard. I found him when I was scratching my head. I have a terribly terminal disease, just kidding I love banana cake. I go bowling with midgets, it is fun. I am not good as spelling. If you do not think so then you’re RONG. I am a professional lumberjack. I can cut down 23 trees in 2 seconds, no joke. My favorite subject is Advanced Placement south-western Pakistani mythical folklore and fables. I sent a letter to a war veteran once, but then again I love the New York Yankee’s. It is 1 am and I just realized I have a desire for fig-newtons and salad dressings. I skateboard. I like apples. I am 8 feet tall oh my god. I am in a child pornography called, just kidding I have 4 hands. I can speak Eskimo. I eat sardines with a fork, because my hands are shaped like barbecue sausage so I cant grab them good. The trailer I live in is 47 feet tall, I don’t live in a trailer. I invited my friend Bernice over to dinner, she is fat and she isn’t allowed to eat or she will die. She is dead. I don’t have a friend named Bernice. I like going to the zoo, my parents take me to the zoo all the time but there is no zoo near us, so we don’t go. They take me all the time. One time, a grizzly bit my head, no im just kidding I take pain killers. When I went to England this past summer, I saw a lot of English people in England, when I went in the summer to England to see English people. In England. Over this past summer, in England, I traveled but no I didn’t actually since I have a malignant tumor. I don’t have legs but I’m still 45 feet tall. Wow, I am 4 feet tall. My favorite teacher is Mr. Pazant we call him Mr. Q. This is because he has quails for hands he lost them in Vietnam. I have a imaginary friend bob, he hates me, one time he tried to kill me with a lunch tray. How does Darth Vader eat, is there a death star canteen or some thing? I like to use my trampoline. It is fun to jump up and down on it. . I work in the circus I make 14 rupees a year, and I trade them in for balloons and apple sauce. I am a professional at the helicopter game, the reason I am so good is because I am a helicopter. I like to be in plays where I play a hippo. I get stage fright and it causes me to smash babies on top of a aquarium filled with acid.