On April 4th, 1999 I arrived home from school. I had just graduated. It took a few semesters longer than I originally planned, but I was proud to be done. I had no idea what adult life held for me, but I was optimistic.

After a good game in CS:GO I added her because she seemed like a pretty cool gal. We chatted, played some games etc. etc., and over the next couple of months we became really good friends. Lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I decided to invite her over to my house for a CS:GO lan party. That was a mistake. When she arrived, she said "I want your keyboard". It seemed she forgot to bring her keyboard, so I decided to give her a spare one I had. When I handed her it she said "Thanks!" and started staring at me. All of a sudden she started GAMING and said "THIS keyboard RULES!". I beat the living hell out of her and kicked her out of my house after that. Do not add this girl.

your stinky

Hey, weirdo. The zoo's closed, you gotta go.

Bought a monkey, bought a monkey
You see me coming, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, better run from me

OLD SMOSH LIVES!