It Hates Me So Much
Michael Morbius   Jacksonville, Florida, United States
 
 
THE ONE PIECE, THE ONE PIECE IS REAL
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p1za Mar 13 @ 8:24am 
Reasons why HMS Hood is better than woman:
Woman only have 2 arms. ( cannot protect me in a fight ) HMS Hood is armed with 4 x twin 381mm guns, 12 x single 140mm guns, 4 x single 102mm AA guns, 6 x 533mm torpedo tubes ( capable of defending me even up to the heaviest of german battleships )

Woman is made from skin and flesh. ( weak to even shells from AA guns ) HMS Hood has a belt armour ranging from 152-305mm, deck armour ranging from 19-76mm, barbettes armour ranging from 127-305mm and turret armour ranging from 279-381mm ( strong against even battleship rounds )

Woman can only run at about 8mph ( slow ) HMS Hood can cruise up to 37mph ( fast )

Woman are NOT a Admiral-class battlecruiser of the Royal Navy ( cringe ) HMS Hood IS a Admiral-class battlecruiser of the Royal Navy ( cool )

Woman will not help me fight a war against the germans ( ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ) HMS Hood will help me fight against german battleships ( true comrade )
p1za Jan 19 @ 5:16pm 
What is up YouTube today im gonna show you virgin dumbasses the infinite sex glitch.So basically if you want to have sex infinite times then you need to approach a woman.Then what you wanna do is open up your Cheat Engine,scan for stuff with a 0 value (its your chance of getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥) and change that value to 100.Once you done that you can press the button "Speak" on your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ brain,and start to farm some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Baerbock Dec 6, 2023 @ 6:57pm 
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more ♥♥♥♥♥♥ than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually ♥♥♥♥ her in every hole.
p1za Mar 2, 2023 @ 4:48pm 
Why, indubitably you have won this debate and settled our little debacle. However, due to the fact that I am a petty man with no respect for honor, I have gathered your Internet Protocol address for my own usage. With this number, I have excellently triangulated your exact location and henceforth shall be travelling over there. I do suggest that you cower at least a great deal as I have had many weapons in my possession during my transferring from my previous location to your current one. At the present moment, I am exactly four hundred twenty-five metric lengths away from you, and closing the distance at a much considerable rate.
Prox Feb 3, 2023 @ 12:37pm 
you know what was funny? when we could- when we could laugh at the f- at the fat panda... when the- when- an- and the joke was that he was a fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ panda and we could laugh at how many dumplings he'd eat and- and he couldn't get up the stairs... and then when master shifu would just ♥♥♥♥ on this fatty because he was so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fat... because he was so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fat and that was the
a- whole movie... "no you can't do kung fu with us, you're too fat!" that was- that was the whole premise of the movie! and it was like- it was for children! it was in 2009 and it had iack black in it! and it had jack black in it! and it was "how fat can this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ be that he can't join our group!" and that was the premise for three ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ movies and it was for children!
☾⋆ © Midnight ● ∞ √ Oct 5, 2022 @ 5:12am 
- rep Trash :gearthumbsdown: