Recent reviews by TrainerAbu

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I played VR chat and in not that long there were two anime girl avatars making out as people were surrounding them cheering them on, also I was Mario and doing really horribly bad Mario voice impersonations that were awful, I'm gonna try this again and see what happens.

The new Renegades world had 2x to 3x experience points all of last month, so I don't care about it now until they release a new world in 3 years.

THIS IS TEH BESTEST.

I WANT A HAMBURGER.

*PINS AGAINST THE REFRIGERATOR AGAINST THE WALL*

*RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPS OPEN IT'S VIRGIN HANDLE AND GRABS A HAMBURGER THAT I'VE BEEN SAVING*

*VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOLANTLY GRABS THE KETCHUP AS I RIP THE TOP OFF NOT CARING HOW MUCH KETCHUP GETS ON ME*

*SQUIRT! SQUIRT! THE KETCHUP SQUIRTS ON THE HAMBURGER*

Th....That's it.........

*SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVES THE HAMBURGER IN MY MOUTH AND RIIIIIIIIIIIIPS THROUGH IT WITH MY TEETH, TASTING AND TASTING IT, OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

*Holds the hamburger buns.... It teases me.... The hamburger slides up and down my virgin pink mouth lips...sliding across the top and bottom lips 3 times in different patterns.... then it... slides through my tight lips.... pushes it and pushes it until it fits through my tightened lips and teeth*

*it goes in my mouth...and deeper...and DEEPER AND FASTER... I PIN IT DOWN AND SLIDE THE HAMBURGER IN AND OUT OF MY MOUTH, IT'S KETCHUP JUICES STARTING