You wake up one morning and find that your nipples are gone. No marks or anything, just regular skin where they should be. Questioning how the hell this is possible, you leave your bedroom and walk into the kitchen, only to see your mother crying. She tells you your father died last night. It turns out that you were born without nipples, and every night when you fell asleep, your dad came into your room, and left massive hickies where your nipples should be, just so you could fit in.

Everyone take a minute to tell your dad you love him