Mr. Ripped,


I require your assistance again.

For you see, I am in the works of creating the ERROR//:#$^.


Of course I am going to need your ERROR//:%#% to do so. In fact, I need a ton of it.


But I need it quick. For I am running out of time.


Entity 202 is coming.


Contact me ASAP, for I fear the integrity of the entire company lies in the outcome of this conflict.


Oh no. There's a br3ach in th3 bu1kh3vd. Syst3ms a7e failing. I must leave now.


We are counting on you Chadeus. Come quick before ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR 3RR0R E4404 $^$$$# ^#%^^#^#%@

ERROR//: H.A.N.K. INDUSTRIES COMN LINK OFFLINE. RESTART REQUIRED.

Mr Ripped, things are well thanks to your intervention. Had you not brought Mr. Ginger into Liminal Limbo, HANK industries might've been completely destroyed. I thank you for this. I have been experimenting with the "Peppermint Protein Skittle Milk" to understand its properties and effects. I will update you on this.

-Porter Cosmos

Mr. Ripped, I gave my Gingerbread man the special "Peppermint Protein Skittle Milk" you sent me, and he's growing exponentially. As in, he's grown from 5 inches to 6' 10" (in stature) in just a few days. Not to mention, he's gone from having the build of a Gingerbread man (as one does) to a beast.

I'm literally horrified.

He keeps wanting more protein, and keeps trying to bench press heavy machinery every waking moment. I had to lure him into the HANK Industries Gym to keep him busy, though I believe he will quickly find the amenities rather lackluster soon. I've assigned my local fleet of HANK XL MKIIs to keeping him at bay, providing him with more heavy objects to bench press. But it won't be long before Mr. Gingerbread accumulates the strength to suppress the HANKs.


Chadeus, please. Give me something to fix this.


Thank you.

-Porter Cosmos

Mr. Chadeus Ripped, may I have some Protein Skittle Milk? I heard it's good for you. That is, if you wanna get ripped- and I mean, who doesn't?

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