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692.7 hrs on record (81.7 hrs at review time)
Uwielbiam małpkowe
Małpki robią brrrr
Posted April 13.
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Recommended
39.1 hrs on record
Najlepsza "Polska" gra, insert śmieszny cytat typu Z przodu twarz czy dupa
Posted November 26, 2023.
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60.6 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
EDIT: ABOUT TIME THEY ADDED RAIN TO THE GAME!

...and so he left, with everything but a reward from a shrine.
...and so he left, with nothing but a crippling gambling addiction.

"You thought me defeated..?!" - proceedes to get obliterated by 200 barbed wires
Posted November 14, 2023. Last edited December 1, 2023.
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38.6 hrs on record (37.4 hrs at review time)
Killing Samies was indeed the hardest challenge.
2/10 no Vampires in game about surviving them!
10/10 addicting gameplay like in a casino, flashing lights, stimulating the mesocorticolimbic circuit like crack for an addict. Strongly reccomended, my opinon is not biased. Not suitable for people with seizures...
Perhaps it is suitable if you have a deathwish?
Posted November 5, 2023.
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115.9 hrs on record (79.5 hrs at review time)
This game is so good that I devoted myself towards making a Polish translation so that more people could reach it.
What the hell are you doing right now reading the reviews, buy it and play it yourself.
Choose from plethora of classes, get the feeling of classic dungeon crawler with constant updates and new content.
If I didn't sell you out on that, look up any recent video and compare it to how it used to look like and played out 1 year - 2 years ago and see how far they've come.
Posted October 14, 2023. Last edited February 1.
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Recommended
11.2 hrs on record
Man, this game was top when it was released I liked the story, whole premise and the expansion of Borderlands universe, the only thing I am disappointed is with - Scooter character Arc. Sheesh, don't do me off like this. Also I swear to god if we don't get any dlc for Borderlands 3/4 where Rhys and Sasha end up marrying each other I'll be seriously disappointed, all of this character development straight to dumpster.

5/5 thank you Telltale, I still keep my hopes up for The Wolf Among Us 2
Posted September 30, 2023.
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Recommended
36.3 hrs on record (34.2 hrs at review time)
High impact sexual violence, also a lot of weapons with penetrating abilities
Posted August 8, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
Recommended
1,083.0 hrs on record (551.0 hrs at review time)
Soap: ¿Hermano, Qué pasa?
Alejandro:
Valeria... I know her.

UPDATE: DMZ GAMEMODE IN THIS GAME IS A FRENCH RIOTS SIMULATOR

Bug simulator 2023 on an engine that's in development since 2005 (IW 2.0 - CoD 2)
Posted June 25, 2023. Last edited July 8, 2023.
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Recommended
362.7 hrs on record
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ man, bless this ravaged game, it's better than Craptide 40K tons of buggy mess.
When you see how FattySharks set new low you start to appreciate the phantom swings and falling out of the map.
Posted June 10, 2023.
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11.2 hrs on record
Yarny helps a grandma with dementia to cope with the loss of her loved one by sparking her memories back again and helping to move on. Truly a hero stitched with
the red thread
Posted June 10, 2023. Last edited June 10, 2023.
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