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My heavenly blessed Koolaidalan, I have been staring at your profile picture speechless and in awe for the past hour or so. That deep gaze in your eyes, your perfect smile, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost angelical in a sense I suppose. The reason I am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful spy to grace us with his presence on our planet, and I am of course talking about you. I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probably get many of these types of messages/posts on facebook and in real life BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a spy as beautiful as you, I would be forever grateful. I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt.

ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意!

This is the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese Communist Party.
您的 Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意。
因此，您的个人资料中的 15 ( -15 Social Credits) 个社会积分将打折。
DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN! 不要再这样做!
If you not hesitate, more Social Credits ( - Social Credits )will be discounted from your profile, resulting in the lowering of ration supplies. (由人民供应部重新分配 CCP)
You'll also be sent into a re-education camp in the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Zone.
如果您毫不犹豫，更多的社会信用将从您的个人资料中打折，从而导致口粮供应减少。
您还将被送到新疆维吾尔自治区的再教育营。

为党争光! Glory to the PRC!

Hi TBourdon,

I'm the Server Manager for PinkieCraft, the Pony Roleplay Minecraft server that you play on. On behalf of the owner, the staff team and myself, I would like to personally extend my thanks to you for the $1,000 you forked up to help keep our server alive! Our modeler is happily working on the custom pony character that came with the donor package, however I regret to inform you that we don't currently have a way to send you the 20" "horse shaft" you requested but our team is working on it. Once again, thank you sincerely for the donation, and we hope to see you back on the server soon.

Best Regards, PinkieCraft Server Manager "Keep on clopping."

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imagine cheating as pyro smh