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Jarred Kerr
South Africa
Murder, banditry, assault, theft...and lollygagging.
They have curved swords... curved swords.
"Is it a death threat written on the back of an Argonian concubine? Those are my favorite!" - Sheogorath
When I asked the fletcher in Solitude for arrows to kill a dragon, his response was, "Would you also like the bow that shoots rainbows too? Or perhaps a quiver that dispenses beer?"
"Psst! Over here! I know who you are! Hail Sithis!" - Every damn guard in skyrim.
Mead, mead, mead. Kill 'em to get some beer now and then? Stupid bees and their stupid honey.
"Legends don't burn down villages" - Ulfric Stormcloak
"Dead?! Well that's inconvenient." - Neloth
"If anyone sneaks up on us, I'll smell them coming. Or, I might not. We will see." - Kharjo
"You are taking us somewhere warm, I trust?" - Kharjo
"You know what they say: When life gives you lemons...go murder a clown." - Festus
:UR_4: +rep knows where :UR_3:
:UR_2: the prostate is :UR_1:
Murder, banditry, assault, theft...and lollygagging.
They have curved swords... curved swords.
"Is it a death threat written on the back of an Argonian concubine? Those are my favorite!" - Sheogorath
When I asked the fletcher in Solitude for arrows to kill a dragon, his response was, "Would you also like the bow that shoots rainbows too? Or perhaps a quiver that dispenses beer?"
"Psst! Over here! I know who you are! Hail Sithis!" - Every damn guard in skyrim.
Mead, mead, mead. Kill 'em to get some beer now and then? Stupid bees and their stupid honey.
"Legends don't burn down villages" - Ulfric Stormcloak
"Dead?! Well that's inconvenient." - Neloth
"If anyone sneaks up on us, I'll smell them coming. Or, I might not. We will see." - Kharjo
"You are taking us somewhere warm, I trust?" - Kharjo
"You know what they say: When life gives you lemons...go murder a clown." - Festus
:UR_4: +rep knows where :UR_3:
:UR_2: the prostate is :UR_1:
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Thief Of Sweetrolls
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The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition
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Aug 2 @ 9:37am 
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Jun 22 @ 2:43am 
Eish... a bastard fart is butt an art.
Jun 1 @ 1:01pm 
"I solemnly swear not to shoot at pretty women!" - Th13f (2026)
May 23 @ 11:48am 
1 Bathroom! You're alone!
May 9 @ 9:32am 
IIIIIIIIIIWANT TO BE NIN JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Apr 13 @ 12:35pm 
Blaine had a plop