Recent reviews by Steveing

No turn back while you still can

Legitimate alternative to laxatives I have never been so scared in my life. The ♥♥♥♥ went through my underwear I'm pretty sure there's a toxic sludge hole in my chair now. My neighbors are complaining about the smell.

9/10

I get so mad my eyes turn red when I play this game..

I can clean a whole landfill but I can’t pick up a few dirty clothes in my room

10% fighting 90% farting around

Title is misleading, Should be called "Big ass turret simulator".

gooner game.

unless your uncle is a rich gazzilionare go ahead and skip this one.

Basically Paradox (the devs of this game) do this thing with all of their games where they release a pretty awesome game but absolutely refuse to add any updates to it whatsoever without locking it behind a paywall. so basically without all of the overpriced DLC ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ your getting a launch edition of the game. its lackluster and lacks content. honestly just go pirate this game because this is the greed they talk about in the bible wtf.

I heard men who play this game get hella ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Do not get this misleading cash grab. you dont even get to sex with hitler your just sexing with a bunch of random girls. dont get it 0/10.