Recent reviews by Sirrex Mivolier

Short, sweet, to the point. God came in 5 days as advertised. Learned some new squirrel facts, did some hunting, made my wife beautiful, committed some 𝓢𝓘𝓝𝓢 in the shady shack, and above all else, finally met god.

Absolutely the wrestling game of all time.

Genuinely though, MDickie outdid himself with the amount of content, replayability and wackiness the game has in store. Absolutely worth every penny I spent.

What can someone like me really say about this game?

Does it have technical flaws? Sure.
Does it get repetitive? Absolutely

Did I ever once lose the amazement of exploring the world and finding new things almost every single hour of my playthrough? Absolutely

100% recommend going into this masterpiece without a guide btw. Trust me, you earn it to yourself.

it's ok

Error 9000, another example of why always online DRM is an absolute joke. Can't even play it anymore.

Everything you have heard about this game is true, everything. The awful level layouts, the mostly dreadful voice acting, bad puzzles, god awful combat. All of it

However, if you are an indie game dev, buy this one when it's on sale for a free lesson in HOW NOW TO make a video game. Because ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ does this do EVERYTHING, and I do mean, EVERYTHING Wrong. The fact the director of this failure works for Activision now speaks volumes about how little the Triple A game industry cares about quality.

Honestly I'd just recommend this game on the basis of being the most fun I've had with a first person action game in a LONG Time. But the whole aesthetic sells the whole experience to me

Also 10 out of 10 has a spinning axe of death.