ah... Bloons TD 6... Where to begin?

I guess ill start when i was once a navy seal fighting the army of goth dads in willy wankas factory in 2009. I was down to my last heart and had nothing left but a dart monkey. As my eyes start to close in my defeat, i silently hear a noise in the distance. "MEGAKNIGHT!" I say with tears rolling down my face. This was the beginingn of the nigth i was before christmas 1997.

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Actually, futa can be made less gay than straight porn.

You see, straight porn has one guy and one girl. Because you're fapping to something with one guy in it, that's 50% gay. If you watch futa ♥♥♥♥ a girl, that's one girl and a half girl, thus only 25% gay.

You could make it 0% gay with two girls but the problem is, that makes them lesbian, which wraps back to being 100% gay.

𝚁𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚕𝚒, 𝚁𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚕𝚒, 𝙻𝚎𝚝'𝚜 𝚁𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝙰𝚛𝚎𝚊 𝟻𝟷𝚘𝚕𝚒!

𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐫! 🎉