R^2   Tennessee, United States
I want a can of hash and some coffee!

Russians are our friends.

Can I go to hell yet? I hear it's warm there.

Have a CSGO name? Instant block. Sick of you ♥♥♥♥ers adding me. No thots either. And comment collectors (those who spam hearts on other people's profiles and get those in return) are losers! My real name is in game credits. Spot it.

A wraith only exists, fights, and ceases existence. What makes a wraith different from a man? In the long run? Nothing....

Word of the wise: The purpose of tutorials should be to get your feet wet. NOT to drown you....

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Who da' Shrodu?:

Big part? I'm a curator of the following:

-"★ O M E G A ★ - ❤ T R A D E - G"

Ex-curator of the following:
-"Phoenix Council" (Stepped down after inactivity and opportunities at other groups. No hard feelings.)
-"Ol' Snaggletooth's Crocodile Group" (I resigned due to the lack of followers. No hard feelings were had and we parted on good terms. Sorry to disappoint with the lack of drama.)
-"Love, Friendship and Kittens" (Sorry, but I don't support "Let's ♥♥♥♥ Kids". Due to irreconcilable differences though several attempts have been made, I've resigned from this group. Final straw was a public apology, ever get banned for making one of those in hopes of restoring a friendship? Ironic, no? They turned out to be a group of SJWs anyway).
-"ReviewExperts" (SteadyGiveaways division. "Reassigned" to DupedOrNot. Resigned a week later due to the group founder not giving a damn about the volunteers who work under him, no matter their merit.)

I am also an ex-editor of Astats (I resigned due to lack of interest).

I'm just a guy that's anti-elitist despite where I may seem to be. I suffer an inferiority complex and aim to excel because of it. I didn't get this "profile" overnight. I started out by TF2 and Trading Card trading and connected with devs and group mods to get where I am. My reviews are also a big help.

No, I do NOT take bribes to write reviews. I write the truth with some entertaining flair. I'm very friendly, but don't like having my time wasted. I've accepted private profiles in the past, but not any more. If you're private, you're blocked. If you cannot remember how you got my name AND we have nothing in common, you're removed. Name changing people are also subject for removal (Sorry, if I don't know you, I don't know you). Also, if we're going to have a fight over something trivial, then get out of my sight. I have a job and don't have the time nor the energy for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥s or drama punks like you.

LIST OF GAMES WITH ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DEVS (Best not to associate yourselves with them...):
Ace of Words
ES Games
Jigoku Kisetsukan: Sense of the Seasons
Rogueport Red Nightmare

Wanna bling your profile with waifus? Games with waifu achievements:
100% Orange Juice
200% Mixed Juice
8-Bit Bayonetta (glimpses of her back using the following boxart: )
1943 Megami Strike
A Goo Adventure
Acceleration of Suguri X-Edition
Akane the Kunoichi
Antarctic Girl 南極娘
Arson & Plunder: Unleashed
BANZAI PECAN: The Last Hope For The Young Century
Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night (Carabosse has an adorable achievement)
Border of her Heart
Cadria Item Shop
The Chosen RPG
Chroma Deluxe : Sexy Hentai Girls
Criss Cross
Crush Crush
Cursed Sight Demo
Dino D-Day
DRAGONBALL XENOVERSE (#18 and Supreme Kai of Time)
Dragon's Lair ("Save Me" achievement )
Echo Tokyo: Intro
Epic Battle Fantasy 3
Eternal Hour: Golden Hour
Evoland 2 (For you some green hair?)
Fap Queen
Fap Queen 2
Fix Me Fix You
Gundemonium Recollection
Hentai Arena | Battle Royale
Humanity Must Perish (DQ Buddy (same girl for "Hope" )
Jigoku Kisetsukan: Sense of the Seasons
Juanito Arcade Mayhem (for Frozen's Elsa)
Kathy Rain
Khimera: Destroy All Monster Girls
Kidnapped Girl
The Last Birdling Demo
Lost girl's [diary] (Lisa is adorbs)
Miss Neko
Metal Waltz
Nekopara Vol.0
Nyasha Land of the Elves
One Last Chance
One Manga Day
Onechanbara Z2: Chaos (Don't have it, but it has TONS of them)
Only If (For Yoko Littner)
Paradise Cleaning!
Princess Lili - 丽丽公主
Pixel Puzzle 2: Anime
Pixel Puzzle Ultimate
Pixel Puzzles Ultimate - Puzzle Pack: Beach Volleyball ("Hand Signal Complete!" = GIRL BUTT!!!)
Pleasure Puzzle Portrait
Pocket Waifu
Price (For Iva)
Project Mercury
QP Shooting - Dangerous!!
Regeria Hope Episode 1
Save Your Mother
Sisters in Hotel
Shantae: Risky's Revenge
Skyborn (Clarette and Alda)
Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed (For Rouge the Bat)
Sonic Adventure DX (For Amy Rose)
Sonic CD (AMY!!!! <3 )
Step Sisters: Episode 1
Storm of Spears RPG
Sword of Asumi
The Last Weekend
The Sad Story of Emmeline Burns
Touhou Fantasia
TouHou Pants Contest (Now removed)
Trick and Treat - Visual Novel
XXX Puzzle (has some decent ones, but a lot of crap ones)
XXZ (Zombie girls need love too...)
Without Within 2
Without Within 2 Demo
WoW Hentai!
Yes, Master!

(Note: Brony achievement @ Dev Guy & MAZ!
Panty achievement @ Montaro
Gameboy achievement @ Evoland 2
Lesbian-related achievement @ Confess My Love
"SHRODU" achievement @ Lines Free by Nestor Yavorskyy
Ziwan Datoa achievement (my favorite OC) @ Dinosaur Forest)
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80 hrs on record
last played on Aug 15
10.6 hrs on record
last played on Aug 14
Misa May 15 @ 12:39pm 
Mark Porciy Dec 31, 2019 @ 3:05pm 
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Jet Kirby Dec 25, 2019 @ 11:18am 
Here's a personal Christmas review: you get a thumbs up from me!
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Борис F18 Nov 3, 2019 @ 12:02pm 
very cool trader:rep2:
冷笑黑妖 Oct 15, 2019 @ 4:53pm