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"I can't wear skinny jeans cause my glock's too big " - Dinar Spagerolli
"I live a lonely life, my only friend is Paypal " - John $pagerolli
"I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Polynesian and a rare Deepwater Ashkenazi Jew. " - JoJoplon (aka JJplon)
"Impeach the president, I'm pulling out my Raygun " - Sofa King
"I'm a sick and twisted midget with invisible friends, these days YouTubers are less filling but taste great " - Jif
"Not even my winner's belt keeps my jeans from saggin' " - Nathan Spagerolli
"Spagerolli Crime Family - we don't make montages with love songs, we ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with Freddy Krueger gloves on " - Deano Spagerolli
"I'm smashing all the mirrors in my house cause I don't trust myself🏌️🦽🤸🏿‍♂️" - Vinny Fannienza
"Lying through the huge gaps in your teeth, floss you nonce👨🏿‍🦰" - Duplon
"Champagne wishes and caviar dreams keep me going through israeli missiles🍤🍤🍤🍤" - Jaffar Spagerolli
"Dark clouds follow me so I don't need to hide my muzzle flash👽" - SnipingSandMonster666
"I'm hung like a jury🤭" - Smelly Spagerolli
"Paranoid type, we run around with infrared lights🫥" - Nathplon
"These dudes would kill me out of jealousy; they’d pop me and run🤓" - Supreme Spagerolli (RIP)
"I keep it true, like the Holy Quran💯" - Imam Spagerolli
"I'm a cryptic player, I use the graveyard wifi for gaming🥸" - Shplon Spagerolli
"Can't relax, man, the last time I took a breather I got brought up on murder charges👻" - Mustafa Abu Spagerolli
"keep our missiles in cat shelters so theres no strays🧌" - Cheeky Caucasian XIII
"It's so hot nowadays we don't even bring heaters when we beef 👀" - Andrew "AC" Callaghan
"Beef with me hangs around like an unpaid bill🧞‍♀️" - Mustafa Jenkinsons
"Keep pumps on our laps like we inflicted with asthma 🏴‍☠️" - Nathan XLLL





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(=^・・^=) Name:Jaffar (=^・・^=)
!＼(◎o◎)／ Aliases˸ Muz‚ Muzzie‚ Muzzle-tov‚ Ky ＼(◎o◎)／！
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ Status˸ Happily taken by B3llatr1x ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
(づ￣ ³￣)づ Misc˸ Voice impressionist‚ FBT Dancer‚ VR DJ‚ autistic (づ￣ ³￣)づ
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ Age:57 (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
┐('～`；)┌ Nature: sand ┐('～`；)┌
('A`) Demeanor: dismissive ('A`)
(╬ ಠ益ಠ) Motto: All for one, One for all, All for Iran (╬ ಠ益ಠ)
(︶｡︶✽) Description: skinny, submissive, long-nosed (︶｡︶✽)



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Story (Optional): Ambatukam worked in Iran conducting guerrilla operations against the Kurdistan Party of Wolverines during the siege of Mecca in 1776. This conflict marked a turning point in history, leaving hundreds of thousands dead, including Xerxes Spagerolli, most powerful banker and founder of the Spagerolli Clan.
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