Sergeant Southwest Salad
United States
About Me

I like science and history. I'm majoring in Computer Science/programming. If you're wondering where my name came from, it was a 9th grade science project about macro molecule superheroes and mine was fatty acid chain man. He was only rivaled by the healthy Sergeant Southwest Salad. I play TF2 a lot and have been playing it since 2008 (and yes i payed for it). This is my alt account, i have 8.5k+ hours on TF2 with all my accounts combined. I'm a soldier and spy main. My casual rank on this account is 139. My other account doesn't have a rank cause i stopped playing on it before the ranks came out.

If you are looking to get better at TF2, i have a discord with some very experienced players. You can join by friending me on steam or discord, or by simply adding a comment to my profile.

Sergeant Southwest Salad#7801

I'm always open to a trade.
watch for imposters please

Trade URL:

Backpack.TF inventory: Here []

Favorite Quotes


"You will never know the true value of a moment, until it becomes a memory" --Spongebob Squarepants

"If you must break the law, do it to seize power: in all other cases observe it." --Julius Caesar

“Oh yes, the past can hurt. But from the way I see it, you can either run from it, or learn from it.” –Rafiki, (lion king)

“The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of them all.” –Fa Zhou, (Mulan)

“You must not let anyone define your limits because of where you come from. Your only limit is your soul.” –Auguste Gusteau (Ratatouille)

"Who seeks shall find: Who sits with folded hands or sleeps is blind." --Oedipus Rex, Sophocoles

"Laughter is timeless, imagination has no age, and dreams are forever." --Walt Disney

"I don't want to survive, I want to live!" --Captain Mccrea (Wall-E)


"All right, we did not die today. I’d call that an unqualified success." --Joy, (Inside Out)

"Protect it. Greater good? I am your wife! I’m the greatest good you’re ever gonna get!" --Frozone's wife (incredibles)

"A pizza, stuffed inside a turkey, the whole thing deep fried and dipped in chocolate." --The mayor, (Cloudy with a chance of meatballs)

"You fight like my sister." --Miguel,
"I've fought your sister, that's a compliment." --Tulio, (Road to el dorado)

"I was hiding under your porch because I love you" --Dug, (Up)
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Recent Activity

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last played on Jul 18
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last played on Jul 18
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last played on Jun 29
100 XP
I know you were spy, but if you're interested
Uncle Crispy Jul 11 @ 2:13am 
IT WAS I DIO Jul 9 @ 9:47pm 
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Miste Jul 3 @ 10:29pm 
The best spy in the world
vodka dealer Jul 1 @ 8:13am 
Added for RGL Open Highlander match, week 5. I'm team leader of the team you're facing. Cheers!
FemSolly Jun 21 @ 5:48pm 
Oi have a question