Recent reviews by SchwartZero

Returned after 5 years to join Season 9, here's how I feel after 50 hours:
- Roadhog, Doomfist and a lot of characters have completely lost their uniqueness. They are not fun to watch or play.
- Supports now dominate the game, which is more sad than when tanks used to do that.
- The new characters are so laughably boring, especially Sojourn and Mauga. Again, not fun to watch or play.
- No creativity left at Blizzard.
Suffice to say, an alternative similar to Old School Runescape would be nice, so I could experience Overwatch 1 again.

Episode 6 proves that Battler is the dumbest main character in visual novel history.

the virgin Stardew Valley
vs
the chad Rune Factory 4 Special

not enough Ange

Greatest of all time.
Zenith of the medium.
Gold standard of storytelling.
Vertex of invention.
Crest of ingenuity.
Pinnacle of innovation.
Epic of epics.
Legend among legends.
P E A K F I C T I O N

If you want to wash the bad taste out of your mouth, after having played several dozens of bad JRPGs, you should probably get this game!

I have a few nitpicky complaints, like:

Your character walks too slow.

There aren't many incentives to make money.

Only a few crops sell really well.

It's not quite as enjoyable or anywhere near as refined as Rune Factory 3 and 4 are... But I would definetly say it's above some of the recent Harvest Moon titles.

So... It's aight.

Verb: Rust; 3rd person present: rusts; past tense: rusted; past participle: rusted; gerund or present participle: rusting

1. To Rust inside one's game library.
''The game was so unoptimized, that he let it RUST away inside his backlog.''

Synonyms: Corrode, oxidize, become rusty, tarnish and some other neglectable stuff.

If you enjoy gameplay elements like: Spamming voice commands, shooting bullet sponge enemies and hanging out with useless teammates, this is the perfect tutorial before you jump into TF2.

If you are experienced with the 3 aforementioned things above, then by all means, extend your middle fingers.

Every weapon, aside from the shotguns, are absolute garbage. The community consists entirely of Russians, who stutters everytime they spell an english word. And 5 out of 10 people will most likely find this review offensive.

Even though it's not a review... More like flamebait.