bro is a lunatic

They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide n1pples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human d1ck. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take c0ck all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

I cannot stress how unbelievably massively important this is.
You must stay hydrated.
The divine ultimate beauty of water also known as H2O is amazing.
It is so important to drink water that if you do not, a raccoon will sneak in while you sleep and climb up your nostril and rip out the part of the brain that tells you to drink anything but water.
Water is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ absolutely delicious, i lost my wife and children because how obsessed i am with the cosmic entity that is water.
I just sit in my basement all day injecting water into my blood and snorting crushed up ice.
I have thousands of water bottles inside of my room that it is hard to even move.
The only time im seen outside is when im out buying more water bottles.
I usually order shipments of 5000 bottles at a time, but those shipments only last me a day or two.
My main source of income is selling the empty bottles for 10 cents each.

Stay hydrated.

Hex: Fu

nice guy, good friend <3