iRipler
Matt
Portland, Oregon, United States
I'm just doin me
I'm just doin me
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3,979 hrs on record
last played on Jan 28, 2024
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last played on Apr 5, 2023
43 hrs on record
last played on Jan 29, 2023
Achievement Progress   0 of 157
Dec 13, 2021 @ 9:42pm 
are you kidding me? why do you want to play them again? we just beat em
Jan 28, 2021 @ 3:14am 
Blindest bat NA

Signed, Lasco :)
Sep 9, 2020 @ 10:41am 
big brain
Aug 22, 2020 @ 1:26pm 
So today, I decided to measure my ♥♥♥♥, just to look and see, like every man does. I planned to report back to my dudes... For the boys, y’know? So I get a boner, and I measure it with a ruler from my mom’s desk drawer... and it’s too ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ big for anyone to believe me if I told them. I’m now having a moral crisis, because if I tell the bros about my huge ♥♥♥♥, they won’t believe me. But momma didn’t raise a liar. So now I’m stuck between having a brosation with my guys about my huge ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horse ♥♥♥♥, or forever hiding in the third leg closet. How do I come about coping with the knowledge that I have a giant pulsing lightsaber dong?
Aug 19, 2020 @ 4:22pm 
Flamin hot cheeto PogU
Jul 23, 2020 @ 10:26pm 
Best GC3 you know ;)