Fur-real, these puns are so purr-fect, I litter-ally cannot even right meow... Are you seriously kitten me? I cannot stop! This is so claw-ful, but pawsome at the same time, but stay pawsitive I might stop soon, I purrsonally love puns so much nobody can purrsuade me otherwise... Furtunately for you, after this paragraph I'll try to stop. Unfurtunately, I might start again tomorrow... You might purrfer to not finish reading this... This is taking me furever and I am not lion. This might be making me and maybe everyone else hissterical. And pawdon me if you don't like it... It's just this feline I get when it comes to puns... They are supurrior to many things according to me. Are these puns clawver? Tail me if you like them! Hmmm, are any of these puns furmiliar? I think I have a tailent for puns! Cause seriously, this meowtain of puns is pretty huge! Wait, paws... Stop your cattitude! It's infurior to puns! You'll cat-ch a cold with that attitude! Hey did you know I'm a meowsician? I'll tell you a tail, my hisstory, of meowsic! But not now... Don't worry my musical talent didn't dissapurr! That would be a cat-tastrophe! Beclaws I live music! I love it furry much! It's hard typing this on a pawtable device tho. Every furred of each month is important to me too! Well metafurrically... And I like litter-ature! I think I'll stop now... I have way more puns but this is probably bothersome to you!