The night is dark and full of turnips.

Wilder_b: oh god!!!

Wilder_b: swr fam am gay for kit harrington

Wilder_b: i sit on the couch n watch come dine with me erryday

Wilder_b: i have a picture of the steakhouse burger saved on my phone
Wilder_b: n when i get hungry i look at it

Wilder_b: sometimes i read erotica
Wilder_b: reddit short erotica stories

Wilder_b: i dont abuse pills

Wilder_b: dis 1 time when i was 15
Wilder_b: i thought i had worms
Wilder_b: so mom made me put a clove of garlic in my ass
Wilder_b: i had to sleep with it in my ass
Wilder_b: it worked

Wilder_b: omg m8 am burstin for a piss
Wilder_b: i coughed and a little bit dribbled out

Wilder_b: m8 swear i just farted so strong the radiator beside my bed vibrated