your so sexy hubby wubby <333333
~signed pookie wookie bear

hello, are you trading your p fetti armored authority? i would like to offer 2 buds for it

this guy scammed me out of some beyblades in 2004

babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard wiener push against my leg. I pushed him and then gave him the 2 bop combo. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

im frightened