oK so basicaly its like this. youare at a friends house for like the night or watever and then you guys are making out on the couch (yeah!) and then like.. her dad calls on the phone and says “no i she likes it more if you use the other hand… yeah” and your alllike “oh dude your dad is trying to give me advice on how to diddle you” and then she’s like… “i don’t have a dad..” or whatever… but what!? WHO WAS PHONE?

also:

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my da

as a jacob watcher i can confirm he is so watchable :eli::p2chell:

I was egad to see him in another Arma lobby today! He perplexed the server when he started spouting "city boiii" and "diddy boiii". As we were flying around in a black hawk I realized the little boy wasn't very gregarious so i tried conversing with the child. The conversation we had made me kill him after we landed. I can safely say he's too pompous to be around regular folk and too pretentious to be around irregular folk. 3/10 person, 0/10 gamer.

he said bad word in arma lobby