oK so basicaly its like this. youare at a friends house for like the night or watever and then you guys are making out on the couch (yeah!) and then like.. her dad calls on the phone and says “no i she likes it more if you use the other hand… yeah” and your alllike “oh dude your dad is trying to give me advice on how to diddle you” and then she’s like… “i don’t have a dad..” or whatever… but what!? WHO WAS PHONE?

also:

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my da

as a jacob watcher i can confirm he is so watchable :eli::p2chell:

I was egad to see him in another Arma lobby today! He perplexed the server when he started spouting "city boiii" and "diddy boiii". As we were flying around in a black hawk I realized the little boy wasn't very gregarious so i tried conversing with the child. The conversation we had made me kill him after we landed. I can safely say he's too pompous to be around regular folk and too pretentious to be around irregular folk. 3/10 person, 0/10 gamer.

he said bad word in arma lobby

have you seen this man:

as a jacob enthusiast i can confirm he is so tuff

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new album out soon with miles cyrus if i get beer money

John gotti says hello and billy ray cyrus is also here

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So much tension and drama. What if the biopic of Gabe Newell was not a movie but a video game?

They ragging on my kung until I fu

No it's too good I can't sorry

make Easy Fun Obby playable on roblox

I am a Charizard man and my favorite. Pokémon is Charizard. He’s very popular and very powerful as a Pokémon. That’s how Charizard Man should work.

난 무정면에 산다

On my own...

dance moms

Hi my name is billiam I love applications and cat bander, playing games with my hope hope you’re doing greg.

RIP PaulStinkbug@AOL.com

heyy ….. why you on my profile 🤨
christian 💟

Hi I am mango, I like epic the musical ,the smelliest powman,mike,james,the paul,and mango .I love brothas ,my young, bluey, greg paul ,dance, and DANCE MOMS. word is bond yo

I'm new pls dont hack, scam or bully me :) Glad u understand.

sephiroth

Hello, I play Roblox sometimes with my friends, or if I am bored. I have spoken.

I'm either Bill Cipher or some random kid obsessed w the same show

he asked me the question that i asked one time a day and my dreads fell on the ground

ok

he is a chef who cant cook

I have been watching you

I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Proof

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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No

Dawg I'm like a bee because I'm gonna stick something in you and let's just say it ain't a stinger

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's.

Where my hug at

“Would you also rape oppossums?” - Ash circa 09/02/2024

Is there something bad about being autistic?

balls falling off and also autism

What risks?

♥♥♥♥ and ball torture (CBT), occasionally known as penis torture, ♥♥♥♥ torture, or male genitorture/male genital torture, is a sexual activity involving the application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking.[1] The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.

I only have this pfp because i was matching with my wife

I've literally watched 1 anime ever

me??